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Have dogs. Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
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Hi! I'm Bret Rhett Chet, here to tell you why you should buy and hodl SpaceX stonk. For a mere $135/share, you get pro forma tangible book value of $7.85/share, an immediate 94% dilution. New investors are putting up 48% of all capital ever invested in SpaceX in exchange for 4.2% of the shares.
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Nobody ever learned anything while talking.
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Attributed to Yogi Bera:
3. It ain't over till it's over.
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Book titles
My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo
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PROTOLOL jokes
A good SOAP joke should be clean so it's acceptable for all protocols.
#protolol
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🚨BREAKING: In a shocking find, scientists have discovered the world’s first dog with two fully functioning assholes. 🐕
The Senate Should NOT Confirm This Person
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No Accounting for Taste:
4. It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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Today marks 20 YEARS since Animator vs. Animation by Alan Becker was posted to @newgrounds.com.
Redneck jokes:
You might be a redneck if... the Salvation Army declined your mattress.
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