I will improve your life in such small, infinitesimal, unimportant ways you won’t even notice after years of following me.
Peter Karlin
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled https://theonion.com/little-league-pitcher-just-getting-fucking-shelled-1819577729/
Blake Treinen the only Dodger refusing to wear the pride hat on Pride Night. Such a colossal piece of shit.
The weirdest thing about the Burger King “we admit we’ve sucked for awhile” ad campaign is the use of “Baba O’Reilly.” Are they courting 60 year olds?
I think it really helped Spencer Pratt when, in the home stretch, it was announced his mayoral bid was being filmed for some reality show, AND he went on Fox News, AND Trump praised him. If I know Los Angeles at all, those things really improved his chances.
I don't care how "fair" she was. If you met her "in the darkest depths of Mordor” she probably wasn't marriage material.
"You want to act like a fuckin' animal?" – kind of impressed he quoted Lincoln.
Supergirl commercial is all action with shit flying everywhere and nothing about her character (or story). No one liked the new Superman because of the action: people liked Superman’s goofy goody goody character, his dog, the dating stuff. No one remembers the action.
Santa’s reindeer?
These people have allowed the River Side Casino marketing department to grow into the most popular Bluesky marketing account for fake midwest casinos with 1500 or fewer slot machines, a haunted hotel, and a population of feral cats.
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Tilly Norwood’s most recent Instagram post, which is 2 weeks old, has 280 likes and 30 shares. No one other than reporters has any particular feeling one way or the other about Tilly Norwood.
