mallweasel and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day!
nobody really knows. but stories say… should you wake from a dream and catch a whiff of an auntie anne’s soft pretzel in the air, perhaps the mallweasel has paid you a call.
sister sourswamp
sister sourswamp
today’s colors
today’s colors (digital edition)
im still alive. on my last errand before i get to go home. the sweat has begun.
i wanna go home
sister sourswamp
sister sourswamp
please lord i gotta get out of here
basketball would be more fun if they had someone in a big snail costume doing slow motion ballet around the court and if the players bump into them the game goes into “crazy mode” for 30 seconds
Mutual Family Meeting: if you’re going to delete your account you have to tell me first. or else i’ll sit around moping wondering where the hell you went! show some respect!
someone was supposed to be here to let me go 11 minutes ago
