Hi, I’m Cale!
He/him
34 -📍Midwest 🇺🇸
I yap about games, movies, RPGs, and cats. 🐈⬛ 🏳️🌈 🎮
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Cale
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Hey guys, it’s ya boi! I’m about to scald my mouth on piping hot reheated curry because I’m hungry and too impatient to wait for it to cool!
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*takes a bite of steaming hot curry*
*cries*
*thumbs up to camera*
I went for a walk during my lunch and decided to jog up the stairs back to my desk on the third floor. I was only a little bit winded afterward.
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like. 💪
Cale
I’m in the office today and was headed to get a cup of coffee when I heard another person over by the coffee maker. I turned around and sat back down at my desk having thought to myself, “Nah, I don’t feel like making small talk today. I’ll wait.”
Lock screen check point - repost with your lock screens 📱
He slep. He blep.
A massive sinkhole opened up downtown in my city this past weekend. I hope it continues to grow until it swallows me up, too. 😌
I tried to safely move a small spider from my desk to outside, but it disappeared in transit (I think it jumped). Anyway, I know this thing is probably on me somewhere and I’m just going to end up taking it home with me later.
Onions. The smell, the texture, the flavor… it all sucks to me. I really only enjoy them in onion rings and I’m pretty sure that’s because onions are mostly just fried bread.
Like, even if they were just the size of a medium sized dog, we’d be fucked.
I can’t do this prompt.
It’s too obvious
You ever think about how if cats were just a little bit bigger they would probably kill us all?
