A cousin last week witnessed people hitting on me—a thing I am dedicated to dodging—and asked why I've been single for so long. In short, my time is really precious, and I won't waste it with just anyone. There's no list of what I find attractive, but pure animal magnetism counts for a LOT.
Alt: Wile E. Coyote wearing roller skates is being pulled along a road through a dramatic southwest landscape by the giant magnet he holds while delivering a clever eyebrow wiggle right to the camera
