Me, AF officer, dumb: I think it's fine if we leave the alarmed SCIF with the alien secrets inside alone over the weekend
You, Army officer, galaxybrain: if someone is not awake inside the barracks 24 hours a day not only will it burn down but what happens if the CSA shows up for an inspection??!!
*puts on US Army officer hat*
for some reason we think that it is essential to US national security to have one NCO on duty inside every building the US Army owns, 24 hours a day 7 days a week, yes we've heard of IDS, fire alarms, and cell phones, no we don't think those are valid replacements
also "we can match a specific bullet to a specific gun" is CSI/law and order TV horseshit lol
The only currently sitting USD not facially guilty of at least one of these things is the cheese, and given who his wife is I would have high confidence his finances aren't in order if you took a microscope to them
the best part about this is he's so dumb that assuming his broker found a defense ETF with a similar makeup to make this investment with, he lost money, because he can't even insider trade correctly
The Army's requested end strength makes more sense when you realize at any given time they've got like 20,000 people "on duty" not actually doing their trained taxpayer funded job but rather sitting next to a landline goofing off on their phone chugging their 7th monster
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