Sometimes the cow doesn't need 'catching' by a train so much as 'turning into a pink mist'.
Mister Alex
“Please stand back behind the yellow lines, the next train is… fucking deadly”
Health and safety gone mad
H I Sutton
The Schienenzeppelin or rail zeppelin was a one-off experimental locomotive which resembled a Zeppelin airship. It was designed and developed by Franz Kruckenberg in 1929. Only a single example was ever built, which was dismantled for safety reasons in 1939.
Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schiene...