but when they tell stories of people they know, they are full of violent crimes and Meth or Crack and suicides and they're like "but he was a good shit before that"
all of their problems are the fault of people from away; Massachusetts and the Fed Gov are the enemy.
(cont)
last night at Stratus Lounge
The thing about Graham Platner is, you're actually just being introduced to an average rural Mainer. Most of the Mainers i met and worked with (outside of Bangor) believe they are independents (who almost always vote republican) and that cities are scary places full of crime (cont)
If you're not from Maine (and if your parents aren't from maine) you're a Flatlander. and you have to really press them to admit that means "ignorant"
It's a culture most of us do not understand at all.
Platner is one of them. They'll vote for him.
1) on average, how many orgasms per year do you think a man has?
2) on average, how many orgasms per year do you think a man gives to a woman?
(my hypothesis that i'm testing is that Men Suck)
