Oh, got lots for this game…I once drank a gallon jug of White Russians and came to with a new and misspelled stick n poke, a broken hand, standing in the middle of a street wearing my shirt as pants and smoking a cigarette with a stranger. Guess what, it wasn’t a nazi tat and I never hit my partner
I once got so drunk I couldn’t figure out where I was so I called a friend and asked them to come get me and they said “where are you? What does the street sign say?” And I said “one way” and then passed out in front of a taqueria but I never physically assaulted a mate or joined Blackwater.
gamera obscura
I once got drunk on 4 loko and tried to fight a tree. Never got drunk and got a Nazi tattoo.
