"people doing their jobs without pay while armed government thugs get paid to stand behind them doing literally nothing" is some real praetorian guard, end-of-empire speedrun shit.
The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian
TSA agent has to skip meals because Republicans refuse to fund TSA:
"We're really making do with what we have, stretching that dollar, having to carpool. It has come to the point of having to skip meals because I have to make sure that my kids are fed."
