I am so organized, I have a Plan A, B, C and a Preparation H, I & J.
Going to use AI (artificial intelligence) to find an AI (all inclusive) resort in the AI (Aleutian Islands)
25 or 6 to 4 walked so that 46 & 2 could run
Had my iron stolen, decided not to press charges.
My employer: here is a 9% bonus
Also my employer: we are laying you off
Heh it turns out money CAN buy happiness
My divorce went final June 9. My son was born June 11. I dumped a girlfriend June 11. I got laid off June 11. Thankfully these occurred in different years.
Who called it intoxicated musings instead of drunken noodles?
