mediocre web dev; mediocre ultimate frisbee player; pretty dang good crossword-puzzle doer. Worcester MA USA. go Jackets. he/him
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english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
me and about 20 million other nba casuals rn
been there, can confirm, flirted with a girl while standing over a medieval dungeon and ate breakfast at a nightclub
for weeks my first grader has been trying to arrange a playdate with a classmate but one or the other of them always forgets to ask, writes it down wrong, etc. finally yesterday he gets off the bus and tells me triumphantly that <X> gave him their mom's phone number for real then hands me this
The Benidorm of Italians is Uzbekistan
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“The real benefit they get out of their patronage is the power to hold something hostage… the operative function of holding fans captive is to impose a moral tax on fandom.” really good stuff from @redford.bsky.social
A gleaming Donald Trump hits "the Blanka pose" during a TV interview. Electricity pops and sizzles visibly around his heaving form as he prepares to complain about the way he is talked about on television.
Dan ☀️
You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time.
Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
