I would pay to hook them both up to an fMRI device and see whose brain lights up the most when they eat John Cornyn's brisket.
Eephus Tosser
"Let's meet at a barbecue restaurant and let's see how much you love barbecue."
"Let's meet at a barbecue restaurant and let's see how much you love barbecue."
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