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Trump tempted to release Epstein Files just to see own name in print
New Brunswick opens Stargate at border for quicker access to PEI
Quebec language laws now require all 2026 hurricanes to be named "Jean-Pierre"
Rogers releases rainbow coloured $600 cellphone bill for Pride
Carney assures Canadians that AI the fastest way to give all our money to US billionaires
STUDY: 50% of home workouts spent telling dog to go lie down
Poilievre campaigns on a united Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”
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Torontonians endure another weekend in crime-ridden, drug-infested hellhole of a city
NHL fan singing national anthem, honouring soldier with standing ovation thinks Pride Nights are too political
Edmunston, NB - New Brunswick Premier Susan Holt says newly discovered alien teleportation technology is ending the province’s reputation as a place to just drive through on the way to other, better t...
QUEBEC - A new language law will require Quebecois meteorologists to stop using the annual list of Atlantic hurricane names generated by the US National Hurricane Center, and instead refer to all name...
TORONTO - As pride month heats up and companies across Canada express their support for the LGBTQ+ community, one of Canada’s largest telecom providers has rolled out their latest pride month initiati...
OTTAWA - Prime Minister Mark has unveiled his new federal AI strategy, promising Canadians that artificial intelligence technology is the most advanced, efficient way to surrender all of our collectiv...
HAMILTON, ON - According to a new study from McMaster University, half of all home exercise is begging the family dog to leave you alone while you still have the will to move.
CALGARY - Speaking to a crowd of supporters, Pierre Poilievre urged Albertans to vote to stay part of Canada, partly for national unity, and mostly because he doesn't want to have to find a third fede...
TORONTO - Thanks to Conservatives like Pierre Poilievre we know that Toronto is basically an open sewer where people shoot heroin on the street before attacking tourists with fireworks. Well this last...
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TORONTO - As the debate rages over NHL players refusing to wear Pride jerseys a number of fans have come forward and said they think the Pride Nights are an unwelcome injection of politics into a fan ...
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - While steadfastly refusing to answer questions surrounding his ties to notorious sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein, U.S. President Donald Trump has reportedly considered releasing the DOJ'...
