Hm. Haven't been getting much in the way of customers regarding mt job so..I have the time.
[A little science project or two couldn't hurt. Besides, It'd give her the opportunity to study the arachnid. Even if the ominous laughter does not bode well.]
Hm..Should we shake on it?
"Someday, I'd like to be a part of the stars"
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⠀Ominous laughter rumbled forth from the aforementioned arachnid٫ mandibles twitching in amusement. 〝 I am in dire need of an assistant. You seem .. adequate enough for the task. 〞
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[A slow blink, her hands together as she thinks. She does quite like science.]
..I think it can be both amazing and terrible, depending on what it's used for. It varies and it's all so layered and complicated.
[Her sense of fight or flight is, a little wonky. Sometimes kicks in too late.]
"Someday, I'd like to be a part of the stars"
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⠀〝 That is for me to know and for you to find out. 〞 An ominous chuckle rumbled forth from his chassis. Leave it to him to induce terror in his potential victims. 〝 How fond are you of science٫ human .ᐣ I am curious to know .. 〞
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[A blink, a little confused]
Ideal...test subject? For what, if you don't mind me asking?
"Someday, I'd like to be a part of the stars"
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⠀〝 A friend٫ eh .ᐣ Such a bold human .. 〞 A compliment٫ or observation. Amusement stretches across his monstrous face٫ those mandibles of his chittering. 〝 I believe I found the ideal test subject. 〞
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Hm..Perhaps I could study you? Learn more about you?
Either way, I hope to make a friend.
"Someday, I'd like to be a part of the stars"
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⠀A brave human after my cold٫ dead spark. Seldom does a human ever approach me without an iota of hesitation. Just what do you hope to accomplish٫ small one .ᐣ
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Well, people are dumb when it comes to spiders, sometimes.
They play an important role in our lives and have a right to exist where they wish to be.
"Someday, I'd like to be a part of the stars"
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⠀How cute. I find that hard to believe٫ considering the general consensus when it comes to spiders.
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@lonearachnid.bsky.social
Wow...Don't think I've seen a bot like you before, you're stunning!