Hades: Seriously, Hercu... What was your name again? Herculaneum, is it?
Hercules: It's Hercules.
Hades: Right, right... Hercules. So, the deal's pretty simple: You can spend all of eternity, up on Mount Olympus, hanging out with mom and dear old dad -or- You can have...
Hades: Thisssss.
