i survived dial-up and low-rise jeans.
food, dogs, books, politics, bad ideas, and the occasional PG-13 photo.
if a little sideboob offends you, keep scrolling.
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sometimes confidence comes from within.
sometimes it comes from lingerie decorated
with fruit.
#TittyTuesday
#WalkAtDawn
good morning. 🦋
may your charger be where you left it,
may the grocery store have the one thing you came for,
and may nobody schedule a meeting that could have been an email.
happy monday.
good morning. 🦋
may your password work on the first try,
may the line you choose move with surprising efficiency,
and may your instincts save you three unnecessary emails.
happy tuesday.
what’s the most ridiculous thing
your pet has ever decided
was a threat?
i’ll start:
a robot lawn mower.
if i could talk to my younger self,
i wouldn’t tell her
to lose weight.
i’d tell her to get in the water,
take the trip,
wear the bikini,
and stop wasting time.
#SelfAcceptance
#ATentInTheGarden
remember when we had a president
who could kneel down,
pet a dog,
and stand back up
without assistance?
me too.
sometimes i worry
i’m being too much.
then i see a lizard
with the confidence
of a mediocre man
and a podcast.
a family a block over
lets their chickens roam the neighborhood
for an hour every evening.
which raises an important question:
what’s the weirdest thing
that has become completely normal
where you live?
#NeighborhoodLore #ChickenWatch
japan drew 2-2.
afterward, their fans cleaned the stadium.
which has me wondering:
what's the smallest thing people could start doing tomorrow
that would make the world noticeably better?
you can permanently improve one thing about daily life.
what are you choosing?
i’ll start:
every charger fits everything.
#MCM
#MonochromeMonday
#Pumpkin&Pomengrante
