Depressed beardy vegan enby. Not that one, the other one. The one with the name. Yes, it’s real.
Not a gainer, not into it, just a Blastoise.
I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions
I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee
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Goddamnit, Wolfe
Built in Big Dog privilege
Whenever I feel like the gym isn't going as well as it could, I remind myself of how I looked 6 years ago and how far I've come
There’s always someone in the clinic waiting room wearing short shorts and making full eye contact with no shame
It’s me, how you doin?
Cheek, in the month of pride
All of those kids I’ve carried and I didn’t get ONE Mother’s Day present.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of whose actual fucking paw print is on the wall above my bed?
(Actually not doing a thing, I want to know whose this is)
I’m sorry some of you will never know what it’s like to do a Big Stretch and still not touch the end of the bed
Or the whimsy of swinging your legs on most chairs
Or having to get the goddamn shower head back down from like 10 feet up after you’ve had company
