My new guitar is a PRS "John Mayer" Silver Sky SE - I'm waiting for Tay to write a bitingly mean but also cleverly crafted and memorably catchy song about me any day now
Andrew Burke
Setting aside the absurd premise of this op-ed, I love that the WSJ social copy writer felt the need to hedge with "not that has been reported"
"No one's reported that one of the most famous popstars in the world dated a man who at the time was a random oyster farmer from Maine, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE"
