I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I 🩷 coffin drops. If you're not kind to those deserving kindness, gtfo. She/her.
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
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Please sir, my omens, they're....bad.
When you haven't heard of the age old tradition of complaining on the internet
I kinda love those folks who say "eat this or you'll die" or "stop doing this thing or you'll die!"
Ok...some notes:
1) Everyone dies. It's the one guarantee in life. Doesn't matter if you lived on celery and woe. Still gonna die.
2) You're vastly overestimating my will to live.
I think the real audacity lies in the idea that there are 50 people who want to chat with me.
Sending out a link ought to make it into a Saw type situation. If I can be Jigsaw...oh, hey wait...I'm already Amanda! But yeah. Now you're trapped and you have to read my increasingly snarky takes or die.
Listen, I don't think my wrestling posts are particularly spicy. On the Scoville scale they'd probably rate as a peach, but I've been getting new (non-bot, weirdly) followers who are decidedly pro-horny Amanda and I don't think it's due to the cats or gardening.
#wrestlesky
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I'm in love with the mass of "HOLY SHIT" posts. It's like a rolling blackout of awe on Bluesky!
Everybody look at little Peaches! He's growing quick and has just recently discovered pouncing, butt wiggles, and gnawing on knuckles!
I don't know if any of you were SOA fans or its spinoff Mayans, but let me just say, I was. I was until Phil...yes, *that* Phil..had a bit part on Mayans. The casting director clearly saw the natural lack of emotional stability, and said "yep, this is our abusive POS who blames others!"
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Why is it so funny to me that the people who have been around #wrestlesky for 5 minutes and frappe are the most likely to post a 32 point manifesto outlining their deepest complaints of a TV show.
Clearly the ability to read the room is no longer issued at the door when you arrive at Bluesky.
I already had a group chat function. It was me and the 4 people who actually talk to me in replies and we are proud, shameless, and don't give a fuck if you eavesdrop. Because we're cool like that.
