My favourite was a random youtube comment on a fairly benign video that just said:
"You could be killed by a witch tomorrow for all I care"
RoseTintedSpectrum
“if you died nothing in my life would change”: a twitter exchange about a pizza
“face god and walk backwards into hell”: a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals
“you cannot kill me in a way that matters”: a tumblr shitpost about mushrooms
“If you died nothing in my life would change” remains one of the coldest bars ever posted
