We propose a mechanism wherein competent usage of keyboard shortcuts serves as a mating call in an office environment, and observe a temporary dip at companies using microsoft windows before rates exceed pre-ribbon periods. At companies using macOS, fertility does not recover after the ribbon shock.
Benjamin (offline for a bit)
Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.
