BTS by what this song would be about:
NJ: Overcoming existential dread
JK: Orgasming too hard
TH: An actual ghost he met and is now friends with
HS: Grinding in the club with the hottest people you know
YG: The death of the artist
JM: Revenge, cold and delicious and fae
SJ: A halibut or some shit
Karyn
🤣🤣🤣
"WE SAW THE FACE OF DEATH"
-BTS
CleverPudding⁷⊙⊝⊜
There are many, many funny things in every issue of @theonion.com, but man do I love the hit song titles
