It's actually kinda amazing how mind-bogglingly stupid this plan is on every level. Bernie might as well suggest Americans take part ownership of the three card monte game being run by some sketchy dude on Hollywood Blvd.
A timely sign for this Cubs fan on Pride Night at Wrigley as Pete Crow-Armstrong steps to the plate after hitting for the cycle:
FINE. A DAMN FINE EVENING
This is the best thing to happen to Scotland since Thatcher died