In college I worked at a call center and this guy would call in multiple times a week to pretend to have business only to eventually start casual convo which went into questions about footwear and, if not hung up on, into questions about stomping and worship
“Ugh I got foot guy!” You’d hear
DeWallet Inspector
in a group chat with the guy who from twitter who used to send people hog pics unsolicited at 7 am, the guy that used to spam dozens of local women news anchors asking what shoes they were wearing, and the guy that had sex with a snake. anyways it turns out we're all conflicting types of communist