Memoirs of the golden god - member of the gang {Always Sunny unofficial fan/RP/parody page #BlueSkyRP - dark themes - writer is over 21} (Bi / open for multiverse RP - macden, charden, other ships) https://dennis-golden-god.tumblr.com/
Dennis Reynolds (Parody)
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Of course you are!
I think we would get along. We’ve both got a lot to do.
I trust people sometimes, if they seem to be doing things honestly.
noticing an interesting man, but wanting to be cool.
He does think that about them.
I’m probably the most sophisticated person around!
Believe me, I’m chilling out.
I didn’t think I looked like I’m under 21. I’m usually the one concerned about people being too young, but fine.
(He presents his card, showing he’s mature as an adult.)
i needed a slug of rotgut synthetic, an oxy-tab that didn’t bounce, a month in a biodome with real clouds. i needed a condo on a world with a night cycle.
what i had was a moth-eaten trench, a felt hat, & a .38 air-thumper that leaked oil. i checked the cylinder & kicked my way out into the smog.