The head of Russian occupied Crimea attempts to calm the local population that's profressively descending into panic, as fuel has totally run out on the penninsula.
He says Putin has now personally taken control of the situation, so everything will be ok.
The Head of Russia's empty Sovereign Wealth Fund says they've conned Trump into several joint US-Russia infrastructure projects and will tomorrow sign an agreement for the construction of a tunnel from Russia to Alaska.
Yes, the Alaska that Kremlin media regularly calls to take back militarily.
Trump's "ballroom commissioner" Rodney Cook seated next to Steven Seagal at Putin's propaganda event in St Petersburg.
The US has resumed regular postal service to and from Russia.
Yes, the Russia that openly and regularly admits that they aim to completely destroy the US, even referring to America in all internal intelligence as "the main enemy".
Ukrainian forces have expanded their strikes on Russian logistics to the Tavrida Highway near the Kerch Bridge, with Russians reporting that 6 tankers have been taken out attempting to enter the penninsula.
Local governor says tankers aren't making it.
Certainly would be a shame if anything were to happen to these hundreds of highly flammable trucks that've been waiting for days to ferry across the Kerch Strait to Crimea.
Things might be hotter than the war between Putin's mom's STD's after a weekend with the local Petersburg alcoholics.
Ignoring new laws that give out harsh prison terms for posting evidence of Ukraine's strikes on energy infrastructure, St Petersburg residents just can't get enough.
