UMBC political scientist, NYT bestselling co-author of White Rural Rage, diehard Washington Caps fan, peripatetic. Longtime DC denizen, Albany, NY, native.
Tom Schaller
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I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here.
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Stable, high-IQ genius who has common sense borne from from years of doing laundry, shopping for himself, fixing his car, and assorted other normal people tasks we all have mastered, easily clasps a simple clasp any third grader could figure out.
Or not:
My man looks like Uncle Fester taking his First Communion.
Trump bullying Powell (a Trump appointee) to leave to Fed so Trump could appoint Warsh—only to have Warsh signal Fed may soon *raise* rates is chef’s kiss for Loser Donny, Mad King of Loserville!
“You’d be good looking if it weren’t for your face,” as my dad likes to say.
I predicted this two months ago, just for the record: