Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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WIFE: *scrolling Facebook* Omg there's an ostrich missing from the zoo
ME: *barely audible* Lostrich
HER: Get out!
how far would an egg roll roll if an egg roll could roll an egg roll
If it’s Thursday it must be Mama’s Too
You’re getting on my last nerves last nerve
I don't know I'm strange because I lack self-aweirdness.
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘖𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘰 is my favorite song about an obsession with long, hearty sandwiches.
