New aftershave in Lidl: gives you the precise aroma of a widowed policeman investigating the murder of his daughter, drawn into a wide-ranging political conspiracy involving nuclear weapons.
Steven Sheil
oh FUCK OFF
Cottage cheese, banana, pesto, and onion Sandy? In the same sandwich? Are you sure?
Aye Tosh. I'm sure. She admitted it, like it was nothing. Normal, even.
You can't even behead anyone any more because of woke
Jonn Elledge
NEW: Andy Burnham has hinted at a new multibillion-pound spending commitment if he becomes PM, saying that more than 3.5mn women “deserve” compensation over what he regards as a pension scandal
