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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚
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Transmasc assassin makes things right. Yeah, a little wish fulfillment, but it's fun!
“These vampire movies are creepy,” Ginger said.
Tom shrugged. “It’s a metaphor. #Consuming blood represents joining with the one you love and making them a part of you.”
She folded her arms. “That’s still creepy.”
He gazed down at the gingerbread woman. “You’ll understand someday soon.”
#vss365
He’s a ten but he thinks the Dr. before a doctor’s name is pronounced “durr.”
me: poor timing
interviewer: er... what's your greatest weakness?
Low stress thriller movies:
* The Baa Baa of the Lambs
* Ouchie Attraction
* Taxi Rider
* Along Came a Ladybug
* The Girl on the Train Lovers Message Board
* Frenemy of the State
* A Quiet, Cozy Place
* Gone Girl No Wait There She Is
* Mulholland Boulevard
* Canadian Psycho
Creativity is such an attractive quality. I love it when people paint, play music, make their own jewelry from chicken nuggets, etc.
Milly Alcock says her cape in Supergirl was made using fabric from Christopher Reeve’s Superman cape, and that they had from sixteen meters of material to work with.
Sixteen meters? Wow, I knew he was tall, but that's crazy.
Cinnabar isn’t nearly as delicious as it sounds.
Did you know three of my books are on Kindle Unlimited?
🥩 They Ate The Waitress, a weirdly funny cannibal murder mystery novel.
📼 The Doom Tapes, fun science fiction story collection.
💡Inspiration Overdose, the greatest creativity booster you’ll ever read.
Check ‘em out!
dnschmidt.com/books
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚
Mary was a beautiful woman, but when David played connect the dots with her freckles and turned her face into a map of Ohio, Cleveland ended up in the wrong place. As a geography teacher, he found that rather upsetting.
D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚
dnschmidt.com
Books by science fiction author D.N. Schmidt including space opera, short stories, writing prompts, and more. Paperback, Kindle, and audio book.
