“It isn't my fault they make the lead so brittle. That seems like more of a production defect that they really should sort out”
Master deflector at his best
He nodded with condescending agreement.
“Right, right, and if I looked at the budget on mechanical pencil refills from someone forgetting their super strength…?
Well, okay half that goes to Banner, but you’re second on the inventory too.”
𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜
Ｔｏｎｙ Ｓｔａｒｋ (on retirement)
“Just because I have a preference for a good old classic pencil doesn't mean I have issues with those mechanical pencils....”
𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜
He smirked.
“You still have issues with mechanical pencils.
Don’t get big on me.”
Ｔｏｎｙ Ｓｔａｒｋ (on retirement)
“Tony I do have a phone, I'm not that behind on modern technology ”
𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜
“Try at least a pager. Carrier pigeon service isn’t as strong anymore.”
Ｔｏｎｙ Ｓｔａｒｋ (on retirement)
“I'll let you know when I'm in town them”
𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜
"...We are watching so many comedies when you get back to Manhattan."
Ｔｏｎｙ Ｓｔａｒｋ (on retirement)
“Tony, I still don't know who any of those people are...
Ok well I've heard the names Ben Stiller and Bill Murray, but I haven't seen any of their work”
𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜
"POP CU-
Steve Martin is not pop culture. He's like... Alan Alda, or Ben Stiller, Bill Murry, Richard Pryor, or Carol Burnett!
He's a pillar!"
Ｔｏｎｙ Ｓｔａｒｋ (on retirement)
“And for the first 2 of those years I was working for the military, then another 2 for S.H.I.E.L.D and then the Avengers. I haven't exactly had the time to catch up on pop culture”
Another sigh
“Im still working through the list... Barely caught up to the 60s”
𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜
"And you've been out for 11."
He looked genuinely insulted.
"You need to see the work of Steve Martin, dammit all."
Ｔｏｎｙ Ｓｔａｒｋ (on retirement)
“Tony, I was in ice for 70 years”
𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜
"...Movie about a chameleon. You ever see Three Amigos?"
