1 Samuel 18:27
David went out with his men and deveined two hundred Snickers; David brought their veins and they were counted out for the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. David then proclaimed "You're not you when you're hungry." Saul then gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
Sorry gang, I can’t be mad about extremely online intracommunity beef anymore after being confronted with the reality that the Harry Potter play sold out for five weeks straight. The evil is out there but it’s mostly boring cis liberals who don’t know how to close their mouths when they walk
