Counterpoint: I have never met a professional scientist who doesn't use the word 'poo'. Get over yourself!
Andrew Christopher Knapp
What the fuck is up with the infantilisation of language? I can understand the words "faeces" and "stools" and similar terms. I don't need my doctor asking about my "poo". I don't need professional journalists writing about "poo". Use fucking grown-up language, you cunts.