Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back.
A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
Chris Orton
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"For the record: there was no script. I never wrote it." - Russell T Davies
So this was a big fat fucking lie then.
Could we get Ian to make one?
Pip
Chris Orton
They could make a new series of Galloping Galaxies instead.
Doctor Who didn’t even make the BBC Six O’ Clock News. I have never been so angry.
“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
“I don’t like you when you’re not angry.”
Must be weird to be getting thoroughly praised for one show and totally slagged off for another.
“After careful consideration, the BBC, and Christopher Pilkington have collectively decided not to go ahead with the previously announced third series of Captain Zep.”
