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FUN. FACT. Some women tell me they are or were "horse girls" growing up. So I thought <pet> + "Girl" was a valid thing.
And anyway this girl was talking about her pet cat and.
And so then I learned "catgirl" has VERY different connotations.
WHALEFALL TEASER
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They're going to put Copilot in there again aren't they.
Fun fact this is literally why I try to avoid having horses in my fantasy.
Also, I usually magic up some indoor plumbing and exterior illumination because people forget how DARK it gets rapidly.
I was reading a thriller and a guy picked up an AK47 and called it an "unreliable piece of Russian crap" and.
Look.
I don't know shit about guns and I don't care to. And even *I* know AK47s are fucking legendary for their dependability.
nooooooooo
I swear to Godzilla I thought that was fuckin Jeff Bezos for a second and I was going to lose my fuckin mind.
But it's not! Yay science!
Alt: Samuel L Jackson as the scientist in Jurassic Park going "Hold on to your butts." Really, an underappreciated role of his.
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I grew up around horses, so please consider me a resource! A horse resource if you will.
Nothing gets my pettiness up like (usually fantasy) authors who have no business writing about horses. It's either basic research flubs like yellow roan, or treating them like machines with no personality that can run without rest. Either vague up your details or know what you're writing about!
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Asha Sharma’s first major cuts will arrive in July
