code witcher, professional troublemaker
dubious opinions my own
gleebix
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We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.
If anyone happens to be at the White House event and catches some of the forecast insects, I will happily take them to accession into a public research collection for posterity.
He’s chopping onions on his meal tray, with a plastic knife.
Turns out he’s making chowder.
He was going to use my iPad as a cutting board.
Onions flying everywhere.
He’s making a roux in the drink holder.
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Fuck it...me too.
I've seen a few pro-Musk bot swarms on here over the past week. They're not hard to spot.
Tim Onion
joe rogan looks like somebody tried to grow their own sylvester stallone in their bathtub and ran out of money
Alex Wild
Gail Simone
gleebix
Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
Denny Carter
why do steroids when you can achieve the same look by bleaching a pumpkin in the sun and plopping on top of a ring bearer's suit from Men's Wearhouse
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
He says he sees I have an iPad. He’s all friendly suddenly. He asks if he can borrow it.
He says I’m asleep, so I don’t need it.
I say, you woke me up to ask to borrow my iPad? Absolutely not. Please don’t bother me again.
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