I can't make a salad to save my life. I will eat a well-made salad with glee. Left to my own devices, I invariably go overboard on something and the proportions are all wrong. Then I have a sad pile of unpleasant but expensive greens.
You can't even leave me at a salad bar.
I cannot be taught.
Now, what's something(s) you can't cook? Dont ask me to bake a gotdamn thing. Everybody gone suffer. Fish is also a blindspot. My wife and most of my kids dont eat it, so I just never cook it. My catfish is good, but its over after that.