Going to a family karaoke block party this evening. Wife nervously asked if I’m planning to do any songs. I said no. But I’ve absolutely been reviewing my old choreography for “Sabotage” and “Lose Control” in my head all morning…
Good morning. Accidentally just made quinoa instead of millet for my family’s breakfast.
This might be the most “millennial dad” mistake imaginable.
Half my summer is spent applying sunscreen to my children.
Ecuador anthem slaps, 10/10 arrangement.
I’ve made a huge mistake.
Love the new LCD Soundsystem single.
Probably helps us that everyone overseas started hooping instead of kicking balls.