Sticking a straw into my burrito and drinking the beans like it’s a Capri Sun
When I became Her Most Divine and Holy Resplendence, the Empress of the Americas, I will force industries to tackle one of the greatest problems facing trash-cinemaphiles like myself and make them manufacture VHS-Blu-ray player combos for every house and hotel room in America.
Yeah I could buy a DVD VHS combo but my signed copy of The Room is on Blu-ray soooo
Settling arguments with the Socratic Method
(Railroading my enemies with trumped up charges and serving them…uh…herbal tea afterwards)
Don’t take this quote too seriously tho cuz it’s from that catty bitch Procopius
Back on my Byzantposting
And when Justinian stepped into the newly finished Hagia Sophia he declared “I have church-mogged even you, soyboy Solomon.”
Callie Dot Dot Dot
Asked my partner if we’re the Munsters or the Addamses and she said inside, we’re the Addamses, but to the neighbors we’re the Munsters.
Which makes me Gomez and Herman I guess. So I got that going for me.
