๐ Months since completion, the Gordie Howe bridge - which Canadian taxpayers funded - is still sitting empty at the insistence of the toddler-in-chief. ๐คก
The ๐บ๐ธ billionaire that owns the existing alternative bridge just had to donate $1M to MAGA Inc to postpone its opening. ๐คจ
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๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐: In order to convince Trump to mothball the new ๐จ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Gordie Howe bridge, the current private owners of the old bridge have agreed to adorn their bridge with tacky gold leaf, rename it the TRUMP PEACE BRIDGE and give 75% of tolls to Donald. ๐ต ๐ ๐คฃ /s
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Gosh. What a pretty bridge! I'm glad we didn't build it under chairman orange. It would be gold, tacky, temporary and cost 70 bazillion dollars.
