π Months since completion, the Gordie Howe bridge - which Canadian taxpayers funded - is still sitting empty at the insistence of the toddler-in-chief. π€‘
The πΊπΈ billionaire that owns the existing alternative bridge just had to donate $1M to MAGA Inc to postpone its opening. π€¨
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ππ₯πππππ‘π: In order to convince Trump to mothball the new π¨π¦ πΊπΈ Gordie Howe bridge, the current private owners of the old bridge have agreed to adorn their bridge with tacky gold leaf, rename it the TRUMP PEACE BRIDGE and give 75% of tolls to Donald. π΅ π π€£ /s
