I know she fell off but seeing Katy Perry at the World Cup makes me want to suck a titty
My daughter has once agained Michael Jordan’ed me. Palming my shaved head with her hand. It’s day 81 of her doing this. I am now considering the position of abortion should be illegal, but maybe infanticide should be legal. Just in case a baby turns out to be annoying
This fucking shithead is just angling to be a state 51 senator so bad and he’s just gonna be one of those democrats who’s like gay marriage is ok let’s give 100 trillion dollars to Israel. The most transparent grifting dickhead of all time
Just the slightest scrutiny of why does Texas, New York, Wyoming, and deleware all have equal number of senators. How do they split up the electoral college? It’s all smoke and mirrors bullshit like what reality am I living in what the fuck is a senate what the fuck is an electoral college
Every fucking democrat wants to talk about a 51st state but not actually how about states don’t matter and all of this is bullshit drawn up by guys who lived 250 years ago to make sure black guys couldn’t vote and this isn’t actually a democracy it’s a pay to play sham
All right mother fucker. Meet me at the Labubu cyber truck so we can take our shirts off and kiss
Can you imagine the relief Mormons felt when Scientology came along like damn what a relief there’s an even more bullshit religion than ours
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Just loser shit. Get a real opinion. Let these nations go stop ruining them abolish American statehood let’s not drag anyone else into our misery
Redesigning the ninja turtle characters: I am so fuken sleep deprived please welcome
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