my mondo balls are throwing a wrench in my roundoff back handsprings
in this essay i will prove that wario's pussy exists
(stephen king shitfaced at his typewriter with bloody q-tips jammed in each nostril): and then he fucked her mom's clit!!!!!!
(king fans): his politics are flawless actually
they call me the ballerina of diarrhea
i can think of something to do with them
forgive me father for i have made a very cool decision
this post goes out to all of the ladies 😮💨✌️
hey bro wana come over and play video games? fine, fuck you
this is like blaming black voters for not delivering a victory to bernie sanders. the onus is on the candidate to earn people's confidence
