"I think I gave you the wrong idea. It doesn't have to be a beautiful woman vampire."
He coughed.
"... it can be a beautiful male vampire too! Or nonbinary! I'm open to all vampires! Please, come take a sip!"
The knight sighed deeply, kicked a few rocks, and shook his head.
Vagabond Knight
"Is it too much to ask for a vampire to sink their teeth into my neck, drain every drop of blood in my body, while giving me a soft and tender handjob?"
The knight tossed his hands up in frustration.
"Slipping into the inky blackness of unconsciousness right as I blow my load? Come on! Please?!"
