It’s an honor to be bringing ‘Brisket: Barbecue & Porn’ back to Eastern Xposure next month! Come enjoy hot smoked brisket, pulled pork butt and the hottest bear porn all served by me. Get your grub AND chub on!
Augusta, GA this July 16-19th, 2026! westernxposure.net
Apparently pictures of me are doing well on Instagram.
someone on tumblr said it better than i could
Prince Adam: the names I came up with are dumb because I came up with them when I was 7
The Mattel exec who named He-Man and Fisto in the 80’s while on coke: 👁️👄👁️
Masters of the Universe was a great time! Go see it