Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
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Himmersion Blender: The Immersion Blender for Him™
Americans feeling pain at the pump (was getting gas and someone hit me with a pipe)
There's probably a word in German to describe the feeling of being watched silently by a cat
it would be cool if there was a donkey who learned how to surf and then she made friends with a beluga whale and together they solved maritime crimes on the high seas
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Terry Gross: is that where the problems started?
Me: oh babygirl we gotta rewind a lot to get into that mess
It’s difficult to comport yourself with grace, kindness, judiciousness, and decisiveness in all matters, especially those where conflict necessarily arises from differences of opinion, and loyalties at cross-purposes. Actually it’s easy for me.
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe
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Tired: Stockholm syndrome
Wired: Hosteoporosis
Pals I’m gonna take a break from here. Wishing you all a very good start to the year 💖
