Florida man peak logic.
Covered in blood, stole a toddler’s fry, nicked a $7.98 White Claw. When boxed him in, things got wiggy. Announced a bomb, threatened a groin grab, missed, and accidentally finger-banged a cop's backside before trying to steal a his sidearm. Oh, also meth. Lots of it.
GTA Deerfield Beach: The $7.98 Convenience Store Binge, a Stolen Chick-fil-A Fry, and a Burner Email Legal Threat.
