i still believe we need an ablative absolute "grass having been touched" in learnèd english to evince when the narrator is coming back to reality.
"i just think that all nonelectric car owners should be imprisoned for life. sigh ... 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰, we should probably incentivize solar panels more"