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Scoop: AFP snapped an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt that incensed the White House—resulting in complaints to news agency and its ultimate removal from the wire service. We found the photo in question and have the behind-the-scenes story in @status.news: www.status.news/p/karoline-l...
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With the country’s election less than two weeks away, authoritarians everywhere are betting on Budapest
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If you follow the links in this you get to a Daily Mail article that makes it clear the knives are OUT for Miller, and you know what? Good. I hope Trump gets to see that guy go to prison before he dies and understands what his legacy is and how he'll be remembered.
if a leftist says he's anti-zionist because of the war crimes of a sovereign nation the times will suggest he is an anti-semite. if a conservative says that he is "j-pilled" the times will say it's about foreign policy.
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This 50 yr old woman spent 5 months in jail accused of a crime in a state she's never even been to, because Clearview AI misidentified her as the suspect. A judge signed off on it, cops went along with it, no process in place to even question the AI. www.cnn.com/2026/03/29/u...
Less than a year after Lockheed's Precision Strike Missile entered low-rate production, CENTCOM used the weapon to hit a rec center and school, killing 21 civilians including young girls playing volleyball. Story w/ my friend and colleague @trbrtc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/w...
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Of the many images captured months ago during a Thanksgiving briefing, one of Karoline Leavitt incensed the White House, resulting in a remarkable chain of events that led to its removal from the phot...
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With the country’s election less than two weeks away, authoritarians everywhere are betting on Budapest
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A Tennessee grandmother spent more than five months in jail after police used an AI facial recognition tool to link her to crimes committed in North Dakota – a state she says she’d never been to befor...
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Police used AI facial recognition to arrest a Tennessee woman for crimes committed in a state she says she’s never visited | CNN
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Trump insiders explode over Stephen Miller's shadow rule
Senior Trump officials told the Daily Mail that Miller not only worked to undermine Noem with Trump, but warned that unless the president reins him in, Mullin may not last a year in the role.
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NYT: young people at CPAC are "J-pilled," defined as slang for "skepticism of Israeli influence" Then a few grafs later they quote a groyper who says "at least 60 percent of the young people here" are fans of Nick Fuentes, who wants to deport all Jews from America www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/s...
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Stephen Miller allegedly urged Department of Homeland Security agents to “force confrontations” with protesters in Minneapolis in order to win a “PR battle." trib.al/NcbpdiX
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